get out of there cat. you’re not an ornament.
sssh he’s just fixing a light. tiny kitty electrician.
"Thinking is the most unhealthy thing in the world, and people die of it just as they die of any other disease."
ok so there are like 3 juans in my psychology class and today when the substitute was taking attendance she called out “juan?” and all in unison, they all said “which juan”
OUR SCHOOL WENT ON A TRIP TO TO THE ZOO TODAY AND HAD TO STOP THE BUS BECAUSE SOMEONE SNEAKED A FREAKING PENGUIN ONTO THE BUS OMG MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER WAS CRYING WHEN SHE TOLD US OMG I ACTUALLY DIED
YOU GUYS YOU DONT UNDERSTAND OUR SCHOOL IS ACTUALLY BANNED FROM AN ACTUAL ZOO BECAUSE SOMEONE DECIDED TO TRY AND STEAL AN ACTUAL REAL LIVING PENGUIN AND TAKE IT HOME
"I guess I’m pretty much of a lone wolf. I don’t say I don’t like people at all, but, to tell you the truth, I only like it then if I have a chance to look deep into their hearts and their minds."
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.